A Certain Kind of Fiction- Originally posted by Adam Langley

by **Admin** Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:53 am

"Beautiful! Stunning! Okay, hold still, and....Done. No, you looked fine, I promise!"
I promise you would have done, anyway, if you had your eyes open. Or wasn't so fat. Or had at least tried to do something with that dead-looking hair of yours.

Honest to God, would it be too much to ask for some decent-looking shots?

"Okay, now you go back to your teacher, and she'll send your Mummy the bill, okay sweetheart?"